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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:48 pm    Post subject: V4's Security poems Reply with quote

Calling all poets of the Forum for Poet-off .
Lets me begin with my poem (since I am the security officer of alternate V3)

Bagels doggie bark
Rich forests green
Mopping the floor
Tring tring
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The strange thing is I actually have the ability to rhyme, I have no idea why but it seams to run in my family. I can't verse though. Then again that's probably good for this.

The station we lived upon
is now forever truly gone
pulled a lever I truly did
and the station exploded
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My heart beats faster
Like love at first sight
Oh my God
Dinner is tripe
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like the chef wrote the last poem... It really made me laugh.

Give me a bit for the next retort. I can't come up with one right after work...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tonight we had dinner
it was the great tripe
and to me it did
live up to all the hype
I truly did love it
but the others did gripe
now a poem about it
I do go and type

(I didn't want to steal your first rhyme but an epic combo poem would be:
My heart beats faster
Like love at first sight
Oh my God
Dinner is tripe
and to me it did
live up to all the hype
I truly did love it
but the others did gripe
now a poem about it
I do go and type
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Julius Julius
bo Bulius
banana fana
fo Fulius
fee fi
Mo Mulius
Julius

LOL .That was Bloody hilarious .

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree. I think Axonite just won the bad poet off!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't take the credit/blame for that one. Smile

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Name_Game
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Negative two!, negative two!,
bo-begative boo!
Banana-fana
fo-fegative foo!
Fee fi
mo megative moo!
Negative two!!

karandpr karandpr
bo-barandpr
banana-fana
fo-farandpr
fee fi
mo marandpr
karandpr!

Axonite Axonite
bo-baxonite
banana fana
fo faxonite
fee fi
Mo maxonite
Axonite!

triberius triberius
bo biberius
banana fana
fo fiberius
fee if
mo miberius
triberius
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not funny enuf -2 Razz
Julius has a strange charm .
He always makes me laugh hard .
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, it does work better with Julius, although the begative boo! and megative moo! amused me.

Also like my edit? If you go back to the origins of my user-name when it was first said, the ! was and is not spoken, but rather a exclamation point.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 1:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Yes once again a competition .
Winners get a chance to experience unreality wave .
Complete V4's Security Officer's Poem

Neap went into hyperspace
And that is a disaster
I will tell you all about it
And I am a

Morty's reply : Poetaster

My reply


Neap went into hyperspace
And that is a disaster
I will tell you all about it
And I am a torn poster
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neap went into hyperspace
And that is a disaster
I will tell you all about it
And I am a broadcaster
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:43 pm    Post subject: Re: V4's Security poems Reply with quote

karandpr wrote:
Calling all poets of the Forum for Poet-off .
Lets me begin with my poem (since I am the security officer of alternate V3)

Bagels doggie bark
Rich forests green
Mopping the floor
Tring tring


Inspiring stuff
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man when I started my daily bad poetry thread I forgot this existed.

Edit:

Thought of something. Most people drop the Something so...
Fawful Fawful
bo Bawful
banana fana
fo Fawful
fee fi
Mo Mawful
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