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karandpr · Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:48 pm Post subject: V4's Security poems

Calling all poets of the Forum for Poet-off .
Lets me begin with my poem (since I am the security officer of alternate V3)

Bagels doggie bark
Rich forests green
Mopping the floor
Tring tring
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-2! · Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:01 pm Post subject:

The strange thing is I actually have the ability to rhyme, I have no idea why but it seams to run in my family. I can't verse though. Then again that's probably good for this.

The station we lived upon
is now forever truly gone
pulled a lever I truly did
and the station exploded
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This is a nice signature we are taking over!
very nice!

karandpr · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:51 am Post subject:

My heart beats faster
Like love at first sight
Oh my God
Dinner is tripe
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-2! · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:54 pm Post subject:

Sounds like the chef wrote the last poem... It really made me laugh.

Give me a bit for the next retort. I can't come up with one right after work...
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-2! · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:04 pm Post subject:

Tonight we had dinner
it was the great tripe
and to me it did
live up to all the hype
I truly did love it
but the others did gripe
now a poem about it
I do go and type

(I didn't want to steal your first rhyme but an epic combo poem would be:
My heart beats faster
Like love at first sight
Oh my God
Dinner is tripe
and to me it did
live up to all the hype
I truly did love it
but the others did gripe
now a poem about it
I do go and type
)
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This is a nice signature we are taking over!
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karandpr · Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:49 am Post subject:

Julius Julius
bo Bulius
banana fana
fo Fulius
fee fi
Mo Mulius
Julius

LOL .That was Bloody hilarious .

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-2! · Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:04 pm Post subject:

I agree. I think Axonite just won the bad poet off!
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Axonite · Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:20 pm Post subject:

I can't take the credit/blame for that one. Smile

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Name_Game
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-2! · Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:40 pm Post subject:

Negative two!, negative two!,
bo-begative boo!
Banana-fana
fo-fegative foo!
Fee fi
mo megative moo!
Negative two!!

karandpr karandpr
bo-barandpr
banana-fana
fo-farandpr
fee fi
mo marandpr
karandpr!

Axonite Axonite
bo-baxonite
banana fana
fo faxonite
fee fi
Mo maxonite
Axonite!

triberius triberius
bo biberius
banana fana
fo fiberius
fee if
mo miberius
triberius
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This is a nice signature we are taking over!
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karandpr · Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:14 pm Post subject:

Not funny enuf -2 Razz

Julius has a strange charm .
He always makes me laugh hard .
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-2! · Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:02 pm Post subject:

Yes, it does work better with Julius, although the begative boo! and megative moo! amused me.

Also like my edit? If you go back to the origins of my user-name when it was first said, the ! was and is not spoken, but rather a exclamation point.
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karandpr · Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 1:39 am Post subject:

Yes once again a competition .
Winners get a chance to experience unreality wave .
Complete V4's Security Officer's Poem

Neap went into hyperspace
And that is a disaster
I will tell you all about it
And I am a

Morty's reply : Poetaster

My reply

Neap went into hyperspace
And that is a disaster
I will tell you all about it
And I am a torn poster
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-2! · Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:55 am Post subject:

Neap went into hyperspace
And that is a disaster
I will tell you all about it
And I am a broadcaster
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ronald · Hatching Joined: 21 Oct 2011 Posts: 78

SomethingFawful · Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:30 am Post subject:

Man when I started my daily bad poetry thread I forgot this existed.

Edit:

Thought of something. Most people drop the Something so...
Fawful Fawful
bo Bawful
banana fana
fo Fawful
fee fi
Mo Mawful
Fawful