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Axonite · Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:46 pm Post subject:

Q595: Why do you think the Rumormongers' latest rumor about the "end of the world" is true? -Floyd

A596: I have a remote control for it! -Linton
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q596: Why does the chef's new Cock'omatic make good food today? -Emmit

A597: Floyd just sold it. -Linton

Axonite · Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:07 pm Post subject:

Q597: Where's the control circuit for the defense system? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A598: It was a surprise. -A rumormonger
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q568: How was your birthday party? -Another Rumormonger

A569: They just returned. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

Axonite · Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:49 pm Post subject:

Q599: How much time do we have to fix the defense system before the pirates get back? - Floyd

A600: It's in the freezer. -The Chef
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q600: Where is the tee I asked you to make last week? -Emmit

A601: It's good. -Emmit

Axonite · Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:05 am Post subject:

Q601: How's the pizza you guys had to order when the cafeteria power mysteriously went out? -Floyd

A602: I think it's defective. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q602: How is the automated salary system working? -Floyd

A603: It works fine for me. -Floyd

Axonite · Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:30 pm Post subject:

Q603: What makes you think giving the crew recharge sockets intead of food is going to work? -Unit 6

A604: I read it in the station owner's guide. -Floyd
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NeptuneGirl · Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:58 pm Post subject:

Q604 - What gave you the idea to use the Chef's leftovers as fuel for the generator? - Unit 6

A605 - He was trying to be clever. - Linton

Axonite · Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:48 pm Post subject:

Q605: Why did you arrest that guy for trying to sell you a "Security for Dummies" book? -Emmit

A606: I'm new here. -Mr. Substitute
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Knightstaro · Egg Joined: 02 Oct 2005 Posts: 30

Q606: What's your excuse for almost blowing up the station? - Floyd

A607: I have no idea: -Mr Substitute

Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q607: Can you fix the fuel pump. -Floyd

A608: How did you get fuel on time? -Emmit

Axonite · Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:59 pm Post subject:

Q608: What did the guy on the fuel tanker ship ask? -Floyd

A609: It didn't make any sense to me. -Mr. Substitute
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q609: Why do you think the maintenance course you just were on where a waste of time? -Floyd

A610: I orderd that 16 years ago. Emmit