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Axonite · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject:

Q714: Why is Linton receiving the "Security Officer of the Decade" award? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A715: I adjusted all the clocks. -Mr. Substitute
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:38 pm Post subject:

Q715: Why is the shipping schedule out of whack? - Emmit
A716: Because Plant said so. - Emmit
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Axonite · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:56 pm Post subject:

Q716: Why is Neap online ordering two dozen bags of plant food? -Floyd

A717: It wasn't supposed to do that. -Unit 6
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:58 pm Post subject:

Q717: Why is the station doing the hokey-pokey? - Floyd
A718: Because Neap said so. - Plant
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Axonite · Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:54 am Post subject:

Q718: :::Why is Emmit online ordering two dozen bags of plant food?::: -Violet

A719: He thinks all the oxygen is going to escape. -Mr. Substitute
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:56 am Post subject:

Q719: Why is Linton ordering all the doors to be welded shut? - Floyd
A720: Because Ebb said so. - Mr Substitute
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Axonite · Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:00 am Post subject:

Q720: Why should I approve that order for the plant food? -Floyd

A721: The cargo hold is full of them! -Unit 6
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject:

Q721: Where are all station evaluators? - Floyd
A722: Anywhere but here. - Unit 7
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Axonite · Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:29 pm Post subject:

Q722: Where were you hoping to be assigned? -Unit 6

A723: I left it on the Generic Vacation Planet. -Linton
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:26 am Post subject:

Q723 - Where did you leave the key to the security locker? - Floyd
A724 "1 + 1 = -3" - Morty
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Axonite · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:00 pm Post subject:

Q724: What calculation did we use to determine the number of expected visitors this year? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A725: I substituted vinegar for the water. -The Chef
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:33 pm Post subject:

A725 - Why does this tea taste bitter? - visitor to Station v3
A726 - 15-19-3214 - Linton's father
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Axonite · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:51 am Post subject:

Q726: When exactly were you planning on inviting me to the family reunion? -Linton

A727: It's in the other shuttle. -Emmit
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:56 am Post subject:

Q727 - Where is our newest shipment of air? - Mr Substitute
A728 - Away in a manager - Cook

Glad you figured out that my last answer was intended to be a date.
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Axonite · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:04 am Post subject:

Q728: Where's all the food you cooked for the management seminar? -Floyd

A729: I think the third planet is responsible. -Linton
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