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Rip Egg
Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 11
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:59 am Post subject: |
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Q686: Can I turn on the station's automated maintenance system? - Floyd
A687: One hundred pounds of squirrels. - Emmit |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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Q687: What's Floyd supposed to have ordered this time? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
A688: We already did that. -Prentis _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:57 am Post subject: |
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Q688: When are you and Linton going to make a security simulation tournament? -MR Maintenance Engineer
A689: I prefer that my meal doesn’t make any noises. -Guest |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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Q689: Are you sure you wouldn't like a Squeaky Meal? -The Chef
A690: They never told me that. -Floyd _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:52 am Post subject: |
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Q690: Didn't you know that the first timesquad were responsible for the time disturbance? -Second time squad
A691: I think we need at least 2 months and a lot of spare parts. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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Q691: How long will it take you to get the shuttle working? -Floyd
A692: He didn't offer to bribe me enough. -Linton _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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Q692: Why are you fighting Prentis over his job? -Floyd
A693: I need only to do that once. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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Q693: Were you planning on testing the self-destruct system at some point? -Floyd
A694: It worked in MY universe! -Alternate Floyd _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:50 am Post subject: |
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Q694: Why do you think raising the employee's salary will increase income? -Floyd
A695: It won't go away. -Emmit |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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Q695: How's that rash you got from the Chef's special last week? -Mr. Substitute
A696: I won't allow him on the station. -Linton _________________
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Rip Egg
Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 11
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:12 am Post subject: |
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Q696: Where's the security inspector from Station Authority? - Floyd
A697: I need to shave two minutes off my time. -Emmit |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:57 am Post subject: |
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Q697: Do you realize it only took you two and a half minutes to get from the station to the planet? -Unit 6
A698: It seems to be full of water. -Prentis _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:55 am Post subject: |
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Q697: Why do you think the bathtub is a security problem? -Floyd
A698: We do need a new one. -Linton |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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Q698: Would you like to buy a new green and purple robotic security duck? -Salesman
A699: I don't think you should even look at it. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer _________________
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NeptuneGirl Egg
Joined: 01 Nov 2005 Posts: 15 Location: A little town on the north side of Neptune
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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Q699 - Is it safe to taste today's dinner? - Linton
A700 - Okay! - Floyd |
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