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dph_of_rules · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:23 am Post subject:

Q760 - Why is on of the fuel storage tanks half empty and where is the moss I ordered? - Plant

A761 - Jalapeño! - Morty
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NeptuneGirl · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:36 pm Post subject:

Q761 - What flavor coffee is the Chef serving today? - Emmit

A762 - Ask me some other time, I'm too tired right now. - Mr. Maintenance Engineer

dph_of_rules · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:14 am Post subject:

Q762 - You rode a mechanical horse once, could you build one out of spare parts? - Linton

763 - Now I know where I got the temper. - Alternate Floyd's son
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Axonite · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:48 pm Post subject:

Q763: Did you see this section of your program is copied from your father's? -Mr. Substitute

A764: I'm going to have to invent some new utensils. -The Chef
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:01 pm Post subject:

Q764 - Why are you unhappy? - Alternate Future Chef
A765 - Not a bad life, all things considered - One Gordon in the Gordon Dimension
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Axonite · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:03 am Post subject:

Q765: What do you think about Gordon spending most of his time floating in space? -Another Gordon

A766: I'm not going to pay for it. -Floyd
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:50 pm Post subject:

Q766 - Why do we have an unpaid bill for emergency rations from the Station Authority? - Emmit
A767 - But I know something you don't, something that comes only with age, I know how to wait. - Future Ebb
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Axonite · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:04 am Post subject:

Q767: I know I told you the shuttle is never coming, so why are you still expecting it to arrive? -Present Ebb

A768: The cans were a little dented. -The Chef
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:15 pm Post subject:

Q768 - Why aren't we using those cans as storage containers? - Floyd
A769 - your pride will cost you your life! - Emmit
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Axonite · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject:

Q769: Did I mention I'm too proud to engage the safety systems when I'm borrowing your shuttle? -Linton

A770: It's not my rumor. - Rumormonger
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:13 am Post subject:

Q770 - Who started the rumor that the Rumormongers are running out of rumors? - another Rumormonger
A771 - I'm younger, stronger and smarter than you! - One of Ebb's children
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Axonite · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:08 am Post subject:

Q771: I need a volunteer - why should I pick you to clean out the station's drains? -Jensen 2000

A772: I didn't know it would explode. -Linton
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:32 am Post subject:

Q772 - Who replaced Plant's fertilizer with highly explosive chemicals? - Floyd
A773 - My Clan can beat your clan any day of the week. - One of Neap's children

Incidently, my last two answers were part of one larger quote: I'm younger, stronger and smarter than you! your pride will cost you your life!
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Axonite · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:51 am Post subject:

Q773: What did you say to Ebb's children to get them so mad? -Jensen 2000

A774: Mint-flavored tripe loaf. -The Chef
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:58 pm Post subject:

Q774 - What was the latest dish you were forbidden to make again? - Plant
A775 - Sgorf. - Jensen 2000
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