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SomethingFawful · Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:59 am Post subject: Fawful's bad Poetry

Okay little fun fact, my username is actually based on a charicter in a game who once said this:
Fawful sing a song of bad
Mushroom Kingdom is so sad
All of it is for Fawful
And the... rhyme with that

So therefore I think I am qualified to try and write us some shiny new terrible poems about the days strip. This might be a daily feature:
An escape pod from hyperspace
Linton arrested it in hyperspace
Okay it wasn't in hyperspace
but it turns out that hyperspace
rhymes quite well with hyperspace

(that poem didn't quite say as much as I intended for it to)

edit:
Seeing as I don't know how long till other forum members notice my activity, And for future generations who want to know what strip these reference, I am going to link them in here. I am linking them directly from the actual site, but seeing as this is Tom's own forum I doubt he will mind. If he does just yell at me and I'll switch to linking to them rather then posting them in here.

SomethingFawful · Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:43 pm Post subject:

Hmmm... would Alternate V4's security officer write really good poetry? Ah well let's write a bad one anyway!

A cube he built around the sun
Making the area around rather fun
I really wanted to write dark there
but that didn't rhyme

It's funny how it's actually harder for me to make these terrible then to make them good.

Also I'm actually sticking around this time! Yay? Now let's see how long till someone else notices that there is activity here again!

Edit:
Here is the strip here then here:

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SomethingFawful · Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 12:39 pm Post subject:

The pod in the shuttle bay
So unreal that it went away
Except that it wasn't unreal
Or is it, is hyperspace real
I honestly don't remember
Maybe I should remember

Today's poem actually kinda rhymed well. At the start anyway.
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SomethingFawful · Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:31 pm Post subject:

As the universe decided to spin
We knew that it must have bin
that somewhere universal
Linton pressed a button
Even though that didn't rhyme
I used it anyway this time
hey that actually did
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