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Axonite · Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:56 am Post subject:

Q700: Can I have one of your time-shifted plants? -A visitor

A701: I think it's the same escape pod we used last time. -Linton
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Rip · Egg Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 11

Q701: Why does this seem so familiar? - Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A702: It's still in the box. - Unit 6

Axonite · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:49 pm Post subject:

Q702: Why is the dinner I just put in the oven smoking? -Linton

A703: Because I let Linton cook dinner. -The Chef
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Rip · Egg Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 11

Q703: Why is Emmit carrying a sign that says "We love the Chef"? - Floyd

A704: We've got a first aid kit. - Mr. Maintenance Engineer

Axonite · Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:09 pm Post subject:

Q704: Do we have anything to help the ship full of tourists with the space plague who just docked? -Floyd

A705: Rumor has it Honest J!on has them on sale. -A Rumormonger
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:21 pm Post subject:

Q705 - Where did the emergency power generators go? - Floyd

A706 - Just outside the window, in the spaceship leaving the station. - Plant
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Whatever happened to simplicity?

Axonite · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:11 pm Post subject:

Q706: :::Have you seen my bag of weed killer?::: - Violet

A707: I've been ordered never to serve it again. - The Chef
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:34 pm Post subject:

Q707: What happenned to that spaceball loaf that I ate last time I was here? - visitor to Station V3

A708: The only thing Honest J!on won't sell. - Linton
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Whatever happened to simplicity?

dph_of_rules · Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:23 pm Post subject:

I hope my answer wasn't too hard. If it's too hard of an answer, I'll change it to something else.
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Axonite · Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:36 pm Post subject:

dph_of_rules · Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:20 am Post subject:

Q709: How many dessert dishes are made for special occasions? - Space Pirate

A710: 3 2/3 Percent - Mr. Maintenance Engineer
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Axonite · Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:45 pm Post subject:

Q710: What's the station's customer satisfaction rating in the latest Station Guide? - Floyd

A711: The computer must have malfunctioned. -Unit 6
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:17 am Post subject:

Q711 - Why is artificial gravity going on and off? - Floyd

A712 - My family is here for a vacation. - Linton
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Axonite · Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:31 pm Post subject:

Q712: Why is the station on high security alert? -Floyd

A713: I think it's radioactive. -The Chef
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dph_of_rules · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:29 am Post subject:

Q713: Why is food container glowing? - Plant
A714: Because Linton said so. - Linton
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Whatever happened to simplicity?