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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:07 pm Post subject: Welcome to the forum, Rip! |
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Q655: How am I going to run my administration program if I change my mind? -Floyd
A656: I think Gordon took it to Z7 with him. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer _________________
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Rip Egg
Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 11
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:34 am Post subject: |
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Q656: Do you have a Mission Statement? - Visitor
A657: It's stopped 50 meters from the port docking clamp. - Emmet |
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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Q657: How is the new shuttle autodock working? -Floyd
A658: I can't find it. Mr. Maintenance Engineer |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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Q658: Where's our new search tool? -Floyd
A659: It's purple, but it tastes like lime. -The Chef _________________
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Rip Egg
Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 11
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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Q659: What's special about the eggplant special? -Emmit
A660: Let me get my wrench. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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Q660: Do you think you can fix Floyd's program? -Emmit
A661: I would call that a security risk. -Linton _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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Q661: What would you do if I didn't rehire you? -Floyd
A662: Rewire the entire station. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:27 am Post subject: |
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Q662: What are you planning to do for fun this weekend? -Floyd
A663: I'm pretty sure it's set to the wrong speed. -The Chef _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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Q663: How come the cook'omatic made the roast beef rare? -Emmit
A664: I have come to arrest you. Police man |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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Q664: Have you come to try my "strychnine surprise" special? -The Chef
A665: I didn't expect all ten of them to be defective. -Mr. Substitute _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Q665: Why are you asking for another light bulb I have already given you ten. -Floyd
A666: The end of the world. –Lord Lucifer |
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Rip Egg
Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 11
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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Q666: What do you think will happen if they finally fix the reality normalizer up on the station? - Rumormonger
A667: The wheels fell off. - Mr. Substitute |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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Q667: What's the delay getting the all-new state-of-the-art hover-shuttle up and running? -Emmit
A668: Honest J!on has them on sale this week. -Rumormonger _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:06 pm Post subject: |
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Q668: Where are you getting all those rumors from? -Another Rumormonger
A669: Maybe they don't care. -Floyd |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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Q669: Why hasn't the Station Authority responded to my last twenty messages about my thoughts on the pirates? -Linton
A670: About five hours, not counting the time it'll take to reassemble the station. -Mr. Substitute _________________
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