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Axonite · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:07 pm Post subject: Welcome to the forum, Rip!

Q655: How am I going to run my administration program if I change my mind? -Floyd

A656: I think Gordon took it to Z7 with him. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
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Rip · Egg Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 11

Q656: Do you have a Mission Statement? - Visitor

A657: It's stopped 50 meters from the port docking clamp. - Emmet

Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q657: How is the new shuttle autodock working? -Floyd

A658: I can't find it. Mr. Maintenance Engineer

Axonite · Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject:

Q658: Where's our new search tool? -Floyd

A659: It's purple, but it tastes like lime. -The Chef
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Rip · Egg Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 11

Q659: What's special about the eggplant special? -Emmit

A660: Let me get my wrench. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

Axonite · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:59 pm Post subject:

Q660: Do you think you can fix Floyd's program? -Emmit

A661: I would call that a security risk. -Linton
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q661: What would you do if I didn't rehire you? -Floyd

A662: Rewire the entire station. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

Axonite · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:27 am Post subject:

Q662: What are you planning to do for fun this weekend? -Floyd

A663: I'm pretty sure it's set to the wrong speed. -The Chef
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q663: How come the cook'omatic made the roast beef rare? -Emmit

A664: I have come to arrest you. Police man

Axonite · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:34 pm Post subject:

Q664: Have you come to try my "strychnine surprise" special? -The Chef

A665: I didn't expect all ten of them to be defective. -Mr. Substitute
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q665: Why are you asking for another light bulb I have already given you ten. -Floyd

A666: The end of the world. –Lord Lucifer

Rip · Egg Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 11

Q666: What do you think will happen if they finally fix the reality normalizer up on the station? - Rumormonger

A667: The wheels fell off. - Mr. Substitute

Axonite · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:43 pm Post subject:

Q667: What's the delay getting the all-new state-of-the-art hover-shuttle up and running? -Emmit

A668: Honest J!on has them on sale this week. -Rumormonger
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q668: Where are you getting all those rumors from? -Another Rumormonger

A669: Maybe they don't care. -Floyd

Axonite · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:00 pm Post subject:

Q669: Why hasn't the Station Authority responded to my last twenty messages about my thoughts on the pirates? -Linton

A670: About five hours, not counting the time it'll take to reassemble the station. -Mr. Substitute
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