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dph_of_rules Ostrich
Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 359 Location: theoritically and only theoritically somewhere in this universe
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:49 am Post subject: |
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q1220: What is the shuttle bay quarantined? - Floyd
a1221: Linton's office got downsized. _________________ Whatever happened to simplicity? |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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Q1221: Why are all the prisoners standing in the hallway instead of in their cells? -Floyd
A1222: It must have been in the alternate universe. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer _________________
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dph_of_rules Ostrich
Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 359 Location: theoritically and only theoritically somewhere in this universe
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:35 am Post subject: |
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q1222: Are you sure that you didn't remember leaving the box containing instructions on how to reprogram Floyd in this universe? - Emmit
a1223: Linton's office got upgraded. - Chef _________________ Whatever happened to simplicity? |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:56 am Post subject: |
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Q1223: What happened to the closet that used to be here? -Emmit
A1224: It's completely out of tune. -Mr. Substitute _________________
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dph_of_rules Ostrich
Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 359 Location: theoritically and only theoritically somewhere in this universe
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:09 am Post subject: |
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q1224: What's wrong with bringing this harpsichord on board? - Floyd
a1225: Emmit's office supply budget was caught in half. - Linton _________________ Whatever happened to simplicity? |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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Q1225: The only budget item that went down this year was this one for ten credits - what was that? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
A1226: I think I need recharging. -Floyd _________________
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dph_of_rules Ostrich
Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 359 Location: theoritically and only theoritically somewhere in this universe
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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q1226 - Why are interior lights dimmer than normal? - Linton
a1227 - The Chef's budget was tripled. - Floyd _________________ Whatever happened to simplicity? |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:32 am Post subject: |
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Q1227: THREE servings of tripe loaf for everyone at every meal? -Emmit
A1228: I just got done vacuuming. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer _________________
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dph_of_rules Ostrich
Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 359 Location: theoritically and only theoritically somewhere in this universe
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:11 am Post subject: |
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q1228 - Why are we out of vacuum bags? - Floyd
a1229 - I just won -$1,000. - Linton _________________ Whatever happened to simplicity? |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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Q1229: How are you doing in Honest J!on's lottery? -Emmit
A1230: You don't want to know. -Floyd _________________
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dph_of_rules Ostrich
Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 359 Location: theoritically and only theoritically somewhere in this universe
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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q1230: Why are you posting you don't want to know signs all over the place? - Emmit
a1231: History is not repeating itself. . . . History is not repeating itself . . . History is not repeating itself . . - A rumormonger _________________ Whatever happened to simplicity? |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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Q1231: What does our new time loop detector say? -Another rumormonger
A1232: There's a big hole in the ground where it used to be. -Linton _________________
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dph_of_rules Ostrich
Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 359 Location: theoritically and only theoritically somewhere in this universe
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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q1232 - What happened to plant junior? - Emmit
a1233 - 1 goes in, two come out. Or is it two go in and 1 comes out? - Linton _________________ Whatever happened to simplicity? |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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Q1233: What's Floyd's interview process like? -Security Alien
A1234: It's the wrong color. -Mr. Substitute _________________
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dph_of_rules Ostrich
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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q1234 - What's wrong with the old space shuttle? - Linton
a1235 - We've come a short distance in too much time. - Floyd
(the Vorlons came after me so I had to disappear for a while) _________________ Whatever happened to simplicity? |
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