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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:26 am    Post subject: Best of V3 Stupid Answer, Stupid Question Reply with quote

What do you consider the top 10 best of V3 Stupid Answer, Stupid Question for the ones going from 400-500?

And if you have archives, what are the best 10 of the original 100?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never really thought about which ones were the best! I suppose I'll have to read through them again some time and see. Smile

The original thread is still up at the old Station V3 forum if you want to see them.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going to start with the 1st 100, in no particular order of importance, just listing the ones I consider to be top 10 of those (some of these are about the question; others the answer; the rest the combination):

A40: I think somebody smuggled this clarinet onto the station. -Security Officer
Q40) "What's the emergency?" -Floyd

A55) "I swear I saw I flying saucer!" -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
Q55: What's this I hear about an explosion in the cafeteria dishwasher? -Floyd

A68: I'm not going to tell you that. -Security Officer
"What security clearance level do I need to know what security clearance level I need to know about security clearance levels?" -Gordon


A97: Because the pan disintegrated when we cooked it. - Chef
Q97: Why do you have a gold star on this meatloaf recipe? -Emmit

A93. Because the bottom dropped out of the teleporter market - Mr maintenance engineer
Q93: Why did the bottom fall out of our teleport system? -Floyd

A80: It's a good thing we went to Station V2 instead. - a tourist
Q80) "Did you hear that Station V3 is falling apart so much that their number now looks like a 2?" -shuttle pilot

A58: That would be in Phase Three. -Station Authority Robot
Q58) "When will you actually start any productive work on our old station?" -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A48: Stop complaining. It's food. -The Chef
Q48) "Why can't we ever eat something that isn't illegal on any number of planets as either 'torture device' or 'poison'?" -Emmit

A16: But it didn't say which one! -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
Q16) "Why didn't you follow the computer's instructions and push the button that turns off the automated internal defence lasers?" -Floyd

A1) Yes, it certainly is!
Q1: Is this a nice station we're taking over?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's what I consider to be the 10 best of #101-200 (just a note for reference, page 7 is where 101 starts and page 14 is where 200 is):

A132: I think it's a security risk. -Linton
Q132: Why did you eject tonights dinner into space? - Chef

A125: No the glass is half empty. - Mr maintenance Engineer
Q125: Could you pass me the half-full glass of water? -Emmit

A121: It's ok you can dare to be stupid. -Weird Al
Q121: Is it OK if we go out the airlock without suits? -Linton

A118: I guess I'm going to have to fix that. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
Q118: Why does the shower spray elevator music instead of water? -Emmit

A115: Insanity is just a temporary solution. -Floyd
Q115: This is your plan for negotiating with Pollutico? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A103: Call it job security- Mr Maintenance Engineer
Q103: You're getting rid of all the color-coded wiring and replacing it with plain black? -Emmit

A189: I bet half the budget on it. -Floyd
Q189: Are you sure that this will work? -Alt Floyd

A168: It's an invisible war... - Emmit
Q168: I didn't see any battle in that sector... why did you go so far out of the way? -Floyd

A151: Being a visitor does not entitle you to access my office - Linton
Q152: This is a nice room... why are you looking at me funny? -Visitor

A135: Becasue i didn't graduate. - Emmit
Q135: Why can't I see your original pilot school diploma? -Floyd
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's my attempt to identify the best 10 of #201 - 300 (#300 is on page 19) :
A288: I meant to tell you that. -Linton
Q288: Why is there a monster running around the cargo bay? - Floyd

A282: Does not compute. -The Computer
Q282: Don't you see i'm in charge here? - Floyd

A268: I'd have to arrest everyone. -Linton
Q268: Why don't you look into code violations? -Floyd

A258: About half your current salary. -Floyd
Q258: how much will it cost to upgrade the station? - Floyd

A248: If I fired him, I'd just have to hire him back. -Floyd
Q248: Why don't you get rid of the chef if he's so bad? - Emmit

A236: I thought doing the signs in Imperial Code would be a nice change. - Floyd
Q236: Could you possibly make things more confusing for your visitors? -Station Authority inspector

A220: Fun in the sun i always say. - Travel agent
Q220: I hear it's 175 in the shade where you're sending us. -Emmit

A210: Chocolate. - Emmit
Q210: They built the new shuttle out of what? - Floyd

A202: One word. RUN - Emitt
Q202: Do you have any comment on the fuel leak? -Reporter

A214: I've seen the light - Enlightened visitor
Q214: The bulb is up there, the switch is on the wall... have you seen this already? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

only 1 more complete of 100 on that forum, then it's two forums to see the best of the stupid answer, stupid question
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's my attempt to identify the best 10 out of #301-400 (#400 is on page 26):
A393: It's not THAT dangerous. -Linton
Q393: You want to order a case of deadly rabid spiked tarantulas? - Emmit

A387: I don't think that package was meant for us. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
Q387: Where do I put the crate of beef? - Emmit

A282: I don't think a death threat is appropriate in this situation. - Floyd
Q282: Do you like my idea for getting the inspector to pass the station? -Linton

A265: It wasn't supposed to melt. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
Q265: Can you explain why there's ice cream in the plumbing? - Floyd

A252: He will be destroyed too. -The Guardian of Z7
Q252: What's going to happen to the guy who won the raffle? - Gordon

A250: Nobody asked me. -Gordon
Q250: Why did you agree to be Station Z7's administrator?- Floyd

A238: Morty gets drunk on water. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
Q238: How can you explain morty's behavior during the negotiations? -Floyd?

A319: We decided to rent it out. - Floyd
Q319: What happened to my room? -Emmit

A313: It keeps staring at me. - Linton
Q313: What's wrong with your security camera? -Floyd

A321: Alone again i see - Floyd
Q321: Can't you see I'm having a meeting of my fan club? -Linton
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll have to stop around #700 in the current forum due to myself being involved. Oh yea, #700 is starts on the bottom of page 19.

Oh yea, here's my attempt to identify the best 10 out of #400 - 500 (#500 is on page 6)

A407: The threat has been eliminated. -Prentis
Q407: Did you talk to the chef about dinner? - Floyd

A416: All I know is that it's not here. - Floyd
Q416: What can you tell me about it? -Unit Six

A460: I had to make a few substitutions. -The Chef
Q460: Why hasn’t anyone become ill from your food today? -Floyd

A475: It's like a warzone in there. - Emmit
Q475: Have you seen the kitchen? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A476: The reality normalizing systems must have been offline. -Unit 6
Q476: Why do we have costumers? -Floyd

A489: I want to see that before i belive you. Floyd
Q489: Did you hear a ship full of tourists with lots of money just docked? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A500: It's much too expensive. -Floyd
Q500: Why can't i shop at the dollar store? - Emmit

A482: I think it's malfunctioning again. -Emmit
Q482: Why have you turned the reality stabiliser of? -Alternate Floyd

A478 - Turn left at the first asteroid. - Unit 6
Q478: How do i find the astroid field? -Visitor

A477: Overload. -New computer
Q477 - What is one plus one? - Mr. Maintenance Engineer
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