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Tankred
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Q1252: Why did you throw out my bag of stone? -Visitor
A1253: 5... 4... 3... 2.... -Linton |
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Dream
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Q1253: Any progress on your station review simulation? -Floyd
A1254: It's for morale! -The Chef |
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Axonite
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Joined: 01 Sep 2005
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| Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:58 am Post subject: Welcome back, Tankred! |
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A1254: Why do you have a sign up saying "Happy Ice Cream Month" when all you're serving is tripe loaf? -Emmit
A1255: It was painted the wrong color. -Linton
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Tankred
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| Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:20 am Post subject: Thank you. It's good to bee able to read this again. |
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Q1255: Why did you send the automated fire extinguisher to prison? -Floyd
A1256: Three light years straight ahead then turn left at the orange star an then forward twenty light years until you see another star and then five AU's outwards until you reach the second planet. -Space Pirate |
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Axonite
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Q1256: Do you know where I might be able to find a Monolith? -Space Eel
A1257: There's going to be an explosion. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
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Tankred
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Q1257: Why have you ordered escape pods? -Floyd
A1258: The service there is excellent. -Visitor |
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Dream
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Q1258:
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(Do you guys know any trick to get the text more compact?)
A1259: Rumor has it you are wrong. -Another Rumormonger |
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Axonite
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Q1259: What do you think of my rumor that everything I say turns out to be true? -A Rumormonger
A1260: I think it must be leaking. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
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Dream
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Q1260: Why havn't the latest customer's ship taken off yet? -Neap
A1261: Why don't you ask our new regular? -Emmit |
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Axonite
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Q1261: Why is there toxic waste in the visitors' lounge? -Floyd
A1262: Five of them. -Mr. Substitute
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Dream
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Q1262: Do we have a problem? -Floyd
A1263: *Stare* -Morty |
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Axonite
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Q1263: Is this where the staring contest is? -A visitor
A1264: They're hatching. -The Chef
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-2!
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Joined: 02 Aug 2010
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Q1264: How did the scrambled eggs get cancelled? - Emmit
A1265: I just did. - Floyd
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This is a nice signature we are taking over!
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Dream
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Q1265: The captured creatures wern't supposed to be hurt, remember? - Unit 6
A1266: Hypothetically, I might have. -Linton |
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-2!
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:25 pm Post subject: This is a very nice reply we are taking over |
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Q1266: Did you jettison all the fuel because it was a security risk? - Floyd
A1267: In 5, 4, 3, 2... - Mr. Maintenance Engineer
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This is a nice signature we are taking over!
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