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Axonite Super Ostrich

Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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Q444: Are we growing leaves today? -Plant Jr.
A445: He drank too much of the Chef's coffee. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:43 am Post subject: |
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Q445: Where is Emmit? -Floyd
A446: They all fled. -Chef |
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Knightstaro Egg

Joined: 02 Oct 2005 Posts: 30
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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Q446: Why is no one at dinner? -Emmit
A447: It's called a justice field. - Guard |
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Axonite Super Ostrich

Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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Q447: How come when we tried to take this place over, we were the ones who got taken over? -A pirate
A448: Fortunately I had a spare tire. -The Chef _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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Q448: I thought you said we ran out of gum yesterday? -Emmit
A449: god for you. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer |
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Axonite Super Ostrich

Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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Q449: What's in the package marked 'Thor?' -Linton
A450: Morty rewired it. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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Q450: why does the teleport send everyone to the engine room? -Floyd
A451: He left the building. -Emmit |
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Axonite Super Ostrich

Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:54 pm Post subject: |
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Q451: Is there any truth to the rumor that Elvis has been seen on board? -Linton
A452: Prentis thought it was a threat to security. -The Chef _________________
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NeptuneGirl Egg

Joined: 01 Nov 2005 Posts: 15 Location: A little town on the north side of Neptune
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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Q452 - Why did you stop serving "Chef's Surprise?" - Emmit
A453 - Rumor has it that they like it that way. - A Rumormonger |
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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Q453: Why haven’t Station Authority sent more search missions out to find V3? -Gullible alien
A454: We don’t nee...... TRANSMISION LOST. –New computer |
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Knightstaro Egg

Joined: 02 Oct 2005 Posts: 30
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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Q454: What did the computer say about the supplies? - Emmit
A455: I think it melted. - Mr Maintenance Engineer |
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Axonite Super Ostrich

Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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Q455: What happened to that toxin sensor you put in the cafeteria? -Floyd
A456: First I'll need a big raise and a lot of reprogramming. -Prentis _________________
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Knightstaro Egg

Joined: 02 Oct 2005 Posts: 30
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:24 am Post subject: |
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Q456: What will it take to get you to do your job? -Floyd
A457: That doesn't sound as bad as last week. - Emmit |
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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Q457: Todays special is lavajuice. -Mr Maintenance Engineer
A458: No not yet. -Emmit |
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Knightstaro Egg

Joined: 02 Oct 2005 Posts: 30
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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Q458: Have we found the station? -Mr Maintenance Engineer
A459: It's called a holiday. -Emmit |
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