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What do you consider the top 10 best of V3 Stupid Answer, Stupid Question for the ones going from 400-500?

And if you have archives, what are the best 10 of the original 100?
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I've never really thought about which ones were the best! I suppose I'll have to read through them again some time and see.

The original thread is still up at the old Station V3 forum if you want to see them.
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I'm going to start with the 1st 100, in no particular order of importance, just listing the ones I consider to be top 10 of those (some of these are about the question; others the answer; the rest the combination):

A40: I think somebody smuggled this clarinet onto the station. -Security Officer
Q40) "What's the emergency?" -Floyd

A55) "I swear I saw I flying saucer!" -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
Q55: What's this I hear about an explosion in the cafeteria dishwasher? -Floyd

A68: I'm not going to tell you that. -Security Officer
"What security clearance level do I need to know what security clearance level I need to know about security clearance levels?" -Gordon


A97: Because the pan disintegrated when we cooked it. - Chef
Q97: Why do you have a gold star on this meatloaf recipe? -Emmit

A93. Because the bottom dropped out of the teleporter market - Mr maintenance engineer
Q93: Why did the bottom fall out of our teleport system? -Floyd

A80: It's a good thing we went to Station V2 instead. - a tourist
Q80) "Did you hear that Station V3 is falling apart so much that their number now looks like a 2?" -shuttle pilot

A58: That would be in Phase Three. -Station Authority Robot
Q58) "When will you actually start any productive work on our old station?" -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A48: Stop complaining. It's food. -The Chef
Q48) "Why can't we ever eat something that isn't illegal on any number of planets as either 'torture device' or 'poison'?" -Emmit

A16: But it didn't say which one! -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
Q16) "Why didn't you follow the computer's instructions and push the button that turns off the automated internal defence lasers?" -Floyd

A1) Yes, it certainly is!
Q1: Is this a nice station we're taking over?
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Here's what I consider to be the 10 best of #101-200 (just a note for reference, page 7 is where 101 starts and page 14 is where 200 is):

A132: I think it's a security risk. -Linton
Q132: Why did you eject tonights dinner into space? - Chef

A125: No the glass is half empty. - Mr maintenance Engineer
Q125: Could you pass me the half-full glass of water? -Emmit

A121: It's ok you can dare to be stupid. -Weird Al
Q121: Is it OK if we go out the airlock without suits? -Linton

A118: I guess I'm going to have to fix that. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
Q118: Why does the shower spray elevator music instead of water? -Emmit

A115: Insanity is just a temporary solution. -Floyd
Q115: This is your plan for negotiating with Pollutico? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A103: Call it job security- Mr Maintenance Engineer
Q103: You're getting rid of all the color-coded wiring and replacing it with plain black? -Emmit

A189: I bet half the budget on it. -Floyd
Q189: Are you sure that this will work? -Alt Floyd

A168: It's an invisible war... - Emmit
Q168: I didn't see any battle in that sector... why did you go so far out of the way? -Floyd

A151: Being a visitor does not entitle you to access my office - Linton
Q152: This is a nice room... why are you looking at me funny? -Visitor

A135: Becasue i didn't graduate. - Emmit
Q135: Why can't I see your original pilot school diploma? -Floyd
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Here's my attempt to identify the best 10 of #201 - 300 (#300 is on page 19) :
A288: I meant to tell you that. -Linton
Q288: Why is there a monster running around the cargo bay? - Floyd

A282: Does not compute. -The Computer
Q282: Don't you see i'm in charge here? - Floyd

A268: I'd have to arrest everyone. -Linton
Q268: Why don't you look into code violations? -Floyd

A258: About half your current salary. -Floyd
Q258: how much will it cost to upgrade the station? - Floyd

A248: If I fired him, I'd just have to hire him back. -Floyd
Q248: Why don't you get rid of the chef if he's so bad? - Emmit

A236: I thought doing the signs in Imperial Code would be a nice change. - Floyd
Q236: Could you possibly make things more confusing for your visitors? -Station Authority inspector

A220: Fun in the sun i always say. - Travel agent
Q220: I hear it's 175 in the shade where you're sending us. -Emmit

A210: Chocolate. - Emmit
Q210: They built the new shuttle out of what? - Floyd

A202: One word. RUN - Emitt
Q202: Do you have any comment on the fuel leak? -Reporter

A214: I've seen the light - Enlightened visitor
Q214: The bulb is up there, the switch is on the wall... have you seen this already? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

only 1 more complete of 100 on that forum, then it's two forums to see the best of the stupid answer, stupid question
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Here's my attempt to identify the best 10 out of #301-400 (#400 is on page 26):
A393: It's not THAT dangerous. -Linton
Q393: You want to order a case of deadly rabid spiked tarantulas? - Emmit

A387: I don't think that package was meant for us. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
Q387: Where do I put the crate of beef? - Emmit

A282: I don't think a death threat is appropriate in this situation. - Floyd
Q282: Do you like my idea for getting the inspector to pass the station? -Linton

A265: It wasn't supposed to melt. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
Q265: Can you explain why there's ice cream in the plumbing? - Floyd

A252: He will be destroyed too. -The Guardian of Z7
Q252: What's going to happen to the guy who won the raffle? - Gordon

A250: Nobody asked me. -Gordon
Q250: Why did you agree to be Station Z7's administrator?- Floyd

A238: Morty gets drunk on water. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
Q238: How can you explain morty's behavior during the negotiations? -Floyd?

A319: We decided to rent it out. - Floyd
Q319: What happened to my room? -Emmit

A313: It keeps staring at me. - Linton
Q313: What's wrong with your security camera? -Floyd

A321: Alone again i see - Floyd
Q321: Can't you see I'm having a meeting of my fan club? -Linton
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I'll have to stop around #700 in the current forum due to myself being involved. Oh yea, #700 is starts on the bottom of page 19.

Oh yea, here's my attempt to identify the best 10 out of #400 - 500 (#500 is on page 6)

A407: The threat has been eliminated. -Prentis
Q407: Did you talk to the chef about dinner? - Floyd

A416: All I know is that it's not here. - Floyd
Q416: What can you tell me about it? -Unit Six

A460: I had to make a few substitutions. -The Chef
Q460: Why hasn’t anyone become ill from your food today? -Floyd

A475: It's like a warzone in there. - Emmit
Q475: Have you seen the kitchen? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A476: The reality normalizing systems must have been offline. -Unit 6
Q476: Why do we have costumers? -Floyd

A489: I want to see that before i belive you. Floyd
Q489: Did you hear a ship full of tourists with lots of money just docked? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A500: It's much too expensive. -Floyd
Q500: Why can't i shop at the dollar store? - Emmit

A482: I think it's malfunctioning again. -Emmit
Q482: Why have you turned the reality stabiliser of? -Alternate Floyd

A478 - Turn left at the first asteroid. - Unit 6
Q478: How do i find the astroid field? -Visitor

A477: Overload. -New computer
Q477 - What is one plus one? - Mr. Maintenance Engineer
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