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Rip · Egg Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 11

Q686: Can I turn on the station's automated maintenance system? - Floyd

A687: One hundred pounds of squirrels. - Emmit

Axonite · Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:24 pm Post subject:

Q687: What's Floyd supposed to have ordered this time? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A688: We already did that. -Prentis
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q688: When are you and Linton going to make a security simulation tournament? -MR Maintenance Engineer

A689: I prefer that my meal doesn’t make any noises. -Guest

Axonite · Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:56 pm Post subject:

Q689: Are you sure you wouldn't like a Squeaky Meal? -The Chef

A690: They never told me that. -Floyd
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q690: Didn't you know that the first timesquad were responsible for the time disturbance? -Second time squad

A691: I think we need at least 2 months and a lot of spare parts. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

Axonite · Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:45 pm Post subject:

Q691: How long will it take you to get the shuttle working? -Floyd

A692: He didn't offer to bribe me enough. -Linton
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q692: Why are you fighting Prentis over his job? -Floyd

A693: I need only to do that once. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

Axonite · Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject:

Q693: Were you planning on testing the self-destruct system at some point? -Floyd

A694: It worked in MY universe! -Alternate Floyd
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q694: Why do you think raising the employee's salary will increase income? -Floyd

A695: It won't go away. -Emmit

Axonite · Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject:

Q695: How's that rash you got from the Chef's special last week? -Mr. Substitute

A696: I won't allow him on the station. -Linton
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Rip · Egg Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 11

Q696: Where's the security inspector from Station Authority? - Floyd

A697: I need to shave two minutes off my time. -Emmit

Axonite · Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:57 am Post subject:

Q697: Do you realize it only took you two and a half minutes to get from the station to the planet? -Unit 6

A698: It seems to be full of water. -Prentis
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q697: Why do you think the bathtub is a security problem? -Floyd

A698: We do need a new one. -Linton

Axonite · Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:25 pm Post subject:

Q698: Would you like to buy a new green and purple robotic security duck? -Salesman

A699: I don't think you should even look at it. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
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NeptuneGirl · Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:18 pm Post subject:

Q699 - Is it safe to taste today's dinner? - Linton

A700 - Okay! - Floyd