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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q670: When can I get some fuel? –Mr. Gas can man

A671: It just got online. –Mr. Substitute

Axonite · Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:45 pm Post subject:

Q671: Why is the cafeteria food machine serving nothing but spam? -Emmit

A672: I have the pictures to prove it. -Linton
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q672: Why should I believe that Prentis is an Evil robot who came here to conquer the world? -Floyd.

A673: I just hatched. -Guest

Axonite · Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:00 am Post subject: Congratulations! :)

Q673: Why are there eggshell fragments all over the shuttle bay? -Floyd

A674: Your name is on the order form. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q674: Why do you think I ordered that copy of "How to manage your space station"? -Floyd

A675: We can't fit in there. -Visitor in a spaceship at V3-t

Axonite · Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:34 pm Post subject:

Q675: You're all fueled up - ready to come on board and pay? -Floyd

A676: Five minutes ago. -Unit 6
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q676: When are we going to station V3-? -Mr. Substitute

A677: We couldn't reach him. -Unit 6

Axonite · Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:05 pm Post subject:

Q677: Did you get my spare down from the shelf? -Prentis

A678: I read it twice! -Linton
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q678: What makes you think that you understand the safety instructions for the secur'omatic? -Prentis

A679: I have to fine you 5 months income. -Galactic tax man

Axonite · Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:32 am Post subject:

Q679: What happens if the station earns four months income? -Floyd

A680: I had to disable it twice. -Mr. Substitute
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q680: What makes you think that someone got a remote for Security system? -Prentis

A681: We charge double. -Floyd

Axonite · Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:13 am Post subject:

Q682: What do you do with half price coupons? -Visitor

A683: Lots of ice cubes. -The Chef
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q683: What are you going to serve now that we only got water on the station? -Emmit

A684: Not as long as they don't. -Floyd

Axonite · Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:31 pm Post subject:

Q684: Are you going to charge this ship full of tourists for breathing the station's air? -Mr. Substitute

A685: I thought it could be fixed. -Linton
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q685: Why did you think you could plant a live bomb on the shuttle to test the bomb detection system? -Floyd

A686: I wouldn't do that if I were you- Mr. Substitute