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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:40 pm Post subject: No I'm danish |
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Q565: Are the TV-station still sending reruns or have the found something new? -Emmit
A566: No I’m not. -Someone |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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Q566: Someone here is an intruder... is it you? -Linton
A567: Nobody seems to want to eat it. -The Chef _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:19 am Post subject: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070215/ |
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Q567: Why are you still making baked beans? -Emmit
A568: I would like one beer. -Very drunk visitor |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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Q568: What else would you like with your case of gin? -The Chef
A569: It's much more reliable. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:45 am Post subject: |
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Q569: Why have you replaced the reactor whit a hamster? -Floyd
A570: DUCK! -The chef |
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NeptuneGirl Egg
Joined: 01 Nov 2005 Posts: 15 Location: A little town on the north side of Neptune
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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Q570 - Is that today's special flying through the air? - Emmit
A571 - Only if you cut it in half. - Floyd |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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Q571: Can Emmit and I both get a paycheck today? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
A572: That's not what I heard! -A rumormonger _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:30 am Post subject: |
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Q572: Why are we always in denial? -Another Rumormonger
A573: 500. -Visitor |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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Q573: How many people on your ship did you say got sick eating at our cafeteria? -Floyd
A574: It couldn't be avoided. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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Q574: Why did you change skin in front of us? -Emmit
A575: It's glowing green. -Emmit |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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Q575: Why won't you eat the meatloaf? -The Chef
A576: I got a shark. -Linton _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:28 am Post subject: |
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Q576: Have you found a replacement before your week off? -Floyd
A577: It's not for sale. -Floyd |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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Q577: How much for the GOOD fuel? -Refueling visitor
A578: That IS for sale. -Floyd _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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Q578: can i get a cup of coffe? -still not refueld visitor
A579: 98. -Emmit
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:36 am Post subject: I think we missed a number somewhere |
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Q580: How many people have been poisoned by the Chef's coffee this month? -Floyd
A580b: That's what the sign said. -Rumormonger _________________
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