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Axonite · Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:26 am Post subject:

Q505: What happened to that guy who swore he'd never be back? -Unit 6

A506: We'll have to replace it. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q506: Did you find out what was wrong with the kitchen equipment? -Chef

A507: We don’t need them. -Gordon

Axonite · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:07 am Post subject:

Q507: Did you look over the list of safety regulations? -Steve the Goldfish

A508: Rumor has it it's orange and green. -A rumormonger
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q508: Do you know anything about the Station V3 Christmas three? --Gullible alien

A509: It's on fire. -Morty

Knightstaro · Egg Joined: 02 Oct 2005 Posts: 30

Q509: How's dinner? - Emmit

A510: Duct tape. - Mr Maintenance engineer

Axonite · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:44 pm Post subject:

Q510: How are you going to repair the fractured power crystal? -Floyd

A511: You'll know it when you see it. -Emmit
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q511: How is the new shuttle working? -Floyd

A512: I want to go home. -Visitor who won an 3 week vacation on V3 after one hour

Axonite · Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:22 pm Post subject:

Q512: How do you like it here so far? -Floyd

A513: I'm not programmed to do that. -Floyd
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q513: Can we get a raise? -The Entire Crew

A514: Floyd is sleeping. -Emmit

Axonite · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:46 pm Post subject:

Q514: What makes you think the expert from the Station Authority did a bad job reprogramming Floyd? -Unit 6

A515: Of course not! -The Chef
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q515: Do you think im going to eat my own pet? -Visitor

A516: I left the light on. -Emmit

Axonite · Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:06 am Post subject:

Q516: Why is the shuttle's battery dead? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer

A517: I didn't order that. -Floyd
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q517: Where do you want your new pizza omatic? -delivery boy

A518: Red black and white. -unit 6

Axonite · Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 9:28 am Post subject:

Q518: What color are the uniforms the Station Authority is threatening to make us wear? -Emmit

A519: The pipe broke. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
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Tankred · Hatched Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home

Q519: Why am i floating? -Floyd

A520: I the trash. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer