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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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Q490: How can you swallow the food? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
A491: I can't let you do that. -Emmit |
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Knightstaro Egg
Joined: 02 Oct 2005 Posts: 30
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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Q491: Can i take the shuttle out to go shopping? -Chef
A492: I blame the Bermuda Triangle. -Emmit |
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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Q492: Why don't we have any costumers? -Floyd
A493: We are out parts. -mr. Maintanance Engineer |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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Q493: Why won't you repair my simulation system? -Linton
A494: It's in the shuttle bay. -Emmit _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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Q494: Where is my new recharger? -Floyd
A495: It wont fit anywhere else. -Emmit |
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Knightstaro Egg
Joined: 02 Oct 2005 Posts: 30
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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Q495: Why is the shuttle parked in the kitchen? -Chef
A496: Tea time. - Chef |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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Q496: Tell me again what time you're serving coffee? -Mr. Maintenance Engineer
A497: A box of scratchy Mantovani records. -Unit 6 _________________
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Knightstaro Egg
Joined: 02 Oct 2005 Posts: 30
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:26 am Post subject: |
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Q497: What's the prize in the radio station's contest? - Emmit
A498: But i don't want a cell phone. - Emmit |
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:38 am Post subject: |
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Q498: You just got a christmas bonus. So why are you not happy? -Floyd
A499: There is no net here. Mr Maintanance Engineer |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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Q499: Where can I plug in and check my email? -Visitor
A500: It's much too expensive. -Floyd _________________
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Knightstaro Egg
Joined: 02 Oct 2005 Posts: 30
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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Q500: Why can't i shop at the dollar store? - Emmit
A501: It's an 8-track. - Floyd |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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Q501: What's this new high-tech sound equipment you've bought for the station's entertainment center? -Unit 6
A502: I'm going to need an amplifier. -Linton _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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Q502: WHAT DID YOU SAY? -Floyd.
A503: Today. -Emmit |
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Axonite Super Ostrich
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1560 Location: NEPA
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:26 am Post subject: |
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Q503: When does the computer say the world will end? -Floyd
A504: Oops. -Mr. Maintenance Engineer _________________
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Tankred Hatched
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 142 Location: Home
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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Q504: Did you remember to shut down the self destruct? - Floyd
A505: He just returned. -Floyd |
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